i never stop blogging even when im really upset i just sit there sobbing hitting buttons and reblogging everything
I was trimming grass next to the side of the house and I found the tiniest snake I have ever seen.
WHY ARE YOU HOLDING A SNAKE DONT THEY LIKE KILL U?
DO YOU HONESTLY THINK A SNAKE THIS BIG COULD KILL A PERSON. THE ONLY THING IT COULD DO IS DISARM WITH CUTENESS
always reblog the tiniest baby snake
"i am a lesbian who sleeps with men!" congrats on being bisexual, unfortunately you have failed the vocabulary test.
dang girl, you’ll make the prettiest flowers once your body rots into the earth.
But for real, you know who would be more excited about the year of Luigi more than Luigi himself?
I can see him running around all giddy and being like HEY GUYS DID YOU KNOW IT’S LUIGI’S YEAR? THE YEAR OF LUIGI? MY BROTHER HAS HIS OWN YEAR AND IT’S GONNA BE AWESOME AND I’M SO PROUD OF HIM. AREN’T YOU GUYS EXCITED??? I’M EXCITED
and everybody else is like Mario jfc you need to chill