champagne-and-accordions:

champagne-and-accordions:

champagne-and-accordions:

champagne-and-accordions:

champagne-and-accordions:

Relatively funny situation or idea

OMG I NEED A STORY ABOUT WHERE THIS HAPPENS

Someone makes a way too long description of a story with this concept and basically overkills everything

LOL OOPS I FANART

#no okay #listen okay #what if I further destroyed this idea #with copied and pasted tags #because overkill is the best thing ever for a text post

see you soon, texas! boarding as soon as the current folks deplane.

see you soon, texas! boarding as soon as the current folks deplane.

americanhobbit:

pleatedjeans:

The 22 Funniest Definitions Found on Urban Dictionary

did i just see six urban dictionary definitions that aren’t disturbingly sexual i didn’t know that could happen

misandryad:

unsuccessfulmetalbenders:

Texting my dad is like talking to a motivational speaker hes a cute African man no wonder my mom let him put a ring on it

this is the cutest thing ive ever seen omg

misandryad:

unsuccessfulmetalbenders:

Texting my dad is like talking to a motivational speaker hes a cute African man no wonder my mom let him put a ring on it

this is the cutest thing ive ever seen omg

ponpon-archerlee:

You will be called many things… The name you chose is not one of them — This is my character in The Stick of Truth, I wanted to be called Zane but Cartman insisted I would be called “Douchebag”

ponpon-archerlee:

You will be called many things… The name you chose is not one of them

This is my character in The Stick of Truth, I wanted to be called Zane but Cartman insisted I would be called “Douchebag”

skypestripper:

oh no….,i have offended a heterosexual

sytn:

rq for acrylayuri but ya didn’t say WHICH LUIGI
so here’s some noir luigi from there will be brawl

sytn:

rq for acrylayuri but ya didn’t say WHICH LUIGI

so here’s some noir luigi from there will be brawl

gynocologist:

i never stop blogging even when im really upset i just sit there sobbing hitting buttons and reblogging everything

semi-attractive:

when ur friends have inside jokes u dont understandimage